FUCK!
Did the title catch your attention? Good. Cause that’s what we’re gonna talk about x). Now the term ‘Fuck’ originated from a poem called ‘Flen flyys’ in where the poet encoded his whole poem, due to the possibility of the Church fucking his backside for improper use of language. The poem written in 1475 used ‘fuck’ for the purpose of sexual intercourse. That’s right, ‘fuck’ was for sexual intercourse. Of course you all probably knew that. That’s why we all go around using it don’t we?
Fuck my life- I want you to have sex with something I don’t have
Fuck You- I would like to rape you for being an annoying dickhead
Oh my fucking God- He Who is Almighty has regular sex
Now why am I telling you this? Oh yea because a friend of mine had earlier given me an article, in where a vicar claims that we should all swear 8) No, not swear like, ‘I swear that…’ or some shit like that, but swear as in, ‘Top of the fucking morning to you!’
Reverend Michael Land claims that Jesus was born from a poor background and did not mingle with the Pharisees, and so, he had colorful launguage. Here’s the link for you guys: http://www.indiatalkies.com/2010/07/colourful-language-jesus-save-christianity-urges-vicar.html
Well, I didn’t have a topic for today, so you guys enjoy this laugh for now, and maybe later I might post something interesting. So have a good fucking morning, and I hope God blesses every fucking one of you (man, I’m so going to Heaven for this).
http://www.moviesonlineathome.org/watch-2813-Fuck
Nothing more needs to be said 😀
August 11, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Yo Gavin, sup man? xD I’ll watch the thing, but how you nigga? I’m the philippines man. wat about u?
August 12, 2010 at 8:51 am
I’m good, man. In Dubai.. When the “FUCK” did you leave Dubai?
And stop with this WordPress bullshit and get yo ass back to Youtube and Satwa Punx.. (or Manila Punkx, whichever suits your craziness xD)
August 12, 2010 at 10:05 am
x) i left Dubai a few days aftr the exams… haha sorry man, i can’t. I’m in philippines permanentely (how the hell do u spell tht word? xD) so pft yea. sry x) but umm if u’ve checked my projects, im opening another channel soon, so uhh lol yea xD
August 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Yeah, its Philippines. 😛
Oh well, just add me as a friend on my YouTube channel once you’re up and ready. And put some new shit like funny stuff affecting Philippines or some crazy Pinoys doing some fairy dance like how the Satwa Punx were. xD
August 12, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Dude man this Blog is Kick-ass!! like ur work, especially that “Man-Boobs” section!!
That was hilarious bro!! anyways tc man
August 12, 2010 at 12:01 pm
hey ben! thanks man x)
August 12, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Fuck my life- I want you to have sex with something I don’t have
Fuck You- I would like to rape you for being an annoying dickhead
Oh my fucking God- He Who is Almighty has regular sex
..LOL.
August 18, 2010 at 5:28 am
great post, very informative.
August 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm