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A long time isn’t it? Yeah well, it gets like this every end of the term. Hectic, trying to do shit at the last minute. To keep you up-to-date: I’ve been doing a whole lotta papers for English, working on some papers for Philosophy, and am trying to record a video related to the RH Bill. It kind of sucks I have to refute it with a religious connotation though; however, for our sakes I’ll try to use logic and reasoning.

So last post was practically some heavy shit going on, and heck, I bet all of you got bored with all the crappy seriousness. Today’s post is kinda different from the rest, and I really hope you guys enjoy it. 

One of my favourite past times is going into those ‘random chatroom’ sites and just annoying the perverts that lie around there. I guess it’s pretty stupid to think that you’ll get lucky on a random chat site, but they fucking go there anyway — pants down of course. Isn’t it more easier to watch porn? Anyways, I’ve dedicated 2 hours of my time, trolling one of interwebs’ most darkest corners (another one could be Rebecca Back’s videos) and have collected a few, unfunny conversations. They’ll be random, they’ll be fucked up, but not don’t worry: I’m sure they’re entertaining. If you guys like it, rate this post and subscribe, and ask for another one. If you don’t, well then… I’ll be sad ='( 

Stranger is the unknown person, I’m ‘You’. ‘Asl’ means ‘age, sex, location’ usually said by guys trying to get laid. m or f refers to your sexuaity (male or female) again, usualy uttered by dickwads who want to have sex.

 
The Invasion of Zorbak
You: We’re coming… 2012
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: so rape some 1
You: I am Zorbak, from the Fifth galaxy, way past Ursa Major
Stranger: its only an year left
Stranger: do any thing u want
You: We plan on enslaving you puny humans
You: and making you our slaves
You: with your stupid keyboards and crappy screens
You: YOU SHUN THE GIFT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU
You: YOU SHUN THE GIFT STEVE JOBS HAS GIVEN ALL OF YOU!
You: THE IPADDDDDDDD!!!!! TOUCHSCREEEEEEENNNNN!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
Couldn’t take a hint
Stranger: M
You: Do you have a penis?
Stranger: yesss i do lol
Stranger: goodbye?
You: I have also. You know what this means?
Stranger: we should fuck?
You: ew no wat the fuck man
You have disconnected.
 
Fuck,bitch
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: a.s
You: I’m sorry is that a philosophical statement or did you smash your face to your keyboard?
Stranger: yes
You: no
Stranger: Where are you from ?
You: i dunno
You: you?
Stranger: famale male
Stranger: germany
Stranger: Give answer
You: male, bitch
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: bitch
You: lol u must be some small 10 year old
You: fuck?
You: bitch?
You: LMAO
You: you just pwned yourself man
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
A nice home
Stranger: GIVE ME SECKS
You: sure
You: you a dude?
Stranger: I am
Stranger: Yuppp
You: ‘kay
You: here’s some secks
You: -tosses secks in front of him-
You: take good care of it
Stranger: thats the best secks ive had in ages
Stranger: thanks for that
You: I hope she’l have a nice home :,)
You: bye now
You have disconnected.
 
Chubby chasers aren’t really that smart
Stranger: i love fat girls………
You: fat guy right here
You: w00t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Failed attempt at spamming
Stranger: google.com/suckmydick
You: if u had one tht is…
Stranger: U SUCK
Stranger: U SUCK
You: so does your mom
You: ask her what happened last night
Stranger: U FUCK
Stranger: U FUCK
Stranger: U FUCK
You: yep your mom did tht too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I guess he didn’t like his job…
 You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Indian F?
You: I’m actually a hermit from an ashram at the base of Anapoorna
You: I came to omegle to spread
You: greetings of joy and love
You: Namaste sirji. How was your day today?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u r female
You: No sirji, I am male. We cannot have females in our group
You: but they can be devotees and help
Stranger: today is good
You: Good chid, keep a positive outlook on life!
You: Then one day may we all find moksha
You: How is your job?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Green eggs and spam
Stranger: hi
You: Would you like it in a bowl, where fishes swim and donkeys roll?
Stranger: m/f
You: or perhaps you’d like it as a meal, with plates of gold and spoons coloured teal?
You: or maybe you’d like them in a room, where bombs tick down, to your doom?
You: oh wait, I’ve got just the thing, maybe within a pie, while a blackbird sings?
Stranger: female? want to have sex?
You: No, I am Sam I am, would you like greeneggs and ham
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
It’s so weird I don’t really have a title for it
Stranger: any wild girl?
You: yeah… here!
Stranger: wild?
You: Oh yea, I live in the jungles of africa amongst the lions.
Stranger: age,location???///
You: I can ive on twigs, beans, and lots of glitter
You: I can live in caves for the heck of it!
You: FUCK! I even fought a beaqr once! He had HUGE TITTIES!
Your conversational partner disconnected. 
 
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One response

  1. VeRdiKT

    Here are some of the best troll conversations I’ve saved. Hope it cracks you up XD

    Stranger: hey im 19 m uk looking for a girl my age to talk too 😛
    You: im a girl
    You: 🙂
    Stranger: age?
    You: 18
    Stranger: where from
    You: america
    You: you?
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: suck dick?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: big black 1z?
    You: 1z?
    You: oh
    Stranger: ones
    You: definitely
    You: love em
    Stranger: yer
    Stranger: big an juicy yer?
    Stranger: lots of sperm waiting for u
    You: neat
    You: however theres one thing you should know
    You: i have a dick too
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ***************************************************

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: 24 m norway
    You: hey
    You: 15 f india
    You: arranged marriage?
    Stranger: sure
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ***************************************************

    You: Do you hate Twilight? I do.
    Stranger: yes i hate it
    Stranger: it ruins everything previous history has tried to make vampires
    You: But what if vampires were shown to be loving creatures..
    You: then would Satan and the antichrist be next?
    Connection imploded.

    ***************************************************

    Stranger: Hi.
    You: Hello
    Stranger: ASL?
    You: 100 m afghanistan
    You: good to know you
    You: this is the time where you hit the disconnect button
    You: fucking chavs
    Stranger: nope.
    Stranger: I want to know why your a terrorist first.
    You: because i fucked your mom last night
    Stranger: Eww…she’s dead.
    You: heard of necrophilia?
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: nice.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ***************************************************

    Stranger: hi female?
    You: shemale
    Stranger: gross
    You: kinky
    You: ever imagine dildo with lady
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ***************************************************

    You: Hey
    Stranger: hello
    You: I wanna have a one night stand
    You: Tips?
    Stranger: be suave
    You: but im only 14
    Stranger: how old is the girl ya want?
    You: 16
    You: she has double Ds
    You: :D:D
    Stranger: sweet talk her
    You: IM HORNY BITCH
    You: HORNY
    You: HORNY
    You: HORNY
    You: HORN Y
    You: FOR YOU
    You: H for Horny for you
    Stranger: im a guy
    You: who cares?
    You: lets fuck
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ****************************************************

    March 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm

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