And God said, ‘Let there be humour’
I’ve just finished reading this amazing book called ‘Endgame’ by Andy Secombe and I must say, it’s an excellent work of literature. If anyone has ever read ‘The Hitch-hiker’s Guide To the Galaxy’, then you would see similarities in the tones and moods of both books. Although ‘Hitch-hiker’s’ was a bigger an a much more expansive world, ‘Endgame’ will not fail anyone.
The book is legible to attract new sci-fi/comedy readers, as well as veterans. It all starts in Heaven, where God is holding a cocktail party to celebrate his newest creations- Adam and Eve. As usual Satan wasn’t invited. But who needs an invitation when you’re fucking evil? So Satan gate crashes (to God’s dissappointment) and inspects the new creatures. Satan, (being Satan) calls out a bet. If humanity destroys itself in a given time, Satan wins the rights to Heaven. If not, then God gets to trap him in Hell forever. Not
The book cover- duh!
In a few days time, this dentist is pulled into a world in where Satan invents Microsoft and God plays golf. Where the Angel Gabriel enjoys Cinnabon-type-of-food and the Archangel Michael gambles in casinos. I would recommend this book to anyone looking for some light reading.
If anyone has any books for me to read, type it down in the comments. Dubai’s really boring- everthing’s closed in the mornings.
FUCK!
Did the title catch your attention? Good. Cause that’s what we’re gonna talk about x). Now the term ‘Fuck’ originated from a poem called ‘Flen flyys’ in where the poet encoded his whole poem, due to the possibility of the Church fucking his backside for improper use of language. The poem written in 1475 used ‘fuck’ for the purpose of sexual intercourse. That’s right, ‘fuck’ was for sexual intercourse. Of course you all probably knew that. That’s why we all go around using it don’t we?
Fuck my life- I want you to have sex with something I don’t have
Fuck You- I would like to rape you for being an annoying dickhead
Oh my fucking God- He Who is Almighty has regular sex
Awwww... He's so like Jesus =')
Now why am I telling you this? Oh yea because a friend of mine had earlier given me an article, in where a vicar claims that we should all swear 8) No, not swear like, ‘I swear that…’ or some shit like that, but swear as in, ‘Top of the fucking morning to you!’
Reverend Michael Land claims that Jesus was born from a poor background and did not mingle with the Pharisees, and so, he had colorful launguage. Here’s the link for you guys: http://www.indiatalkies.com/2010/07/colourful-language-jesus-save-christianity-urges-vicar.html
Well, I didn’t have a topic for today, so you guys enjoy this laugh for now, and maybe later I might post something interesting. So have a good fucking morning, and I hope God blesses every fucking one of you (man, I’m so going to Heaven for this).
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