Sweat and Backache
As I entered the exam hall, the cold wind sliced my confidence. Long story short, I was shit scared. I looked around and saw a shit load-nay- a fuck load of Chinese. Almost every examinee was Chinese! That’s when I pissed into my diapers and gouged out my eyes. They all looked like nerds! There was no way I could pass!
Twenty minutes later the rules were said, and my confidence grew. 6 sections? Pft. Easy. I looked at my card, in where I would write the answers. A, B, C, D and E. Where can I go wrong? Then I looked at my green book. Here was where all the questions- Begin! I opened the book and Satan screamed out of the fucking pages! Tormented souls pulled at my hair and arms, bringing me into madness. The questions were not understandable! It was in English, but not understandable! I tried my best, for section one, but time ran out. I guessed everything. Same thing with section two. Three was English, so it was cool.
It was nearing the end of the exam, and one by one people left the room. Including my friend! She walked out, calmly and coolly as if she just ate a big fucking meal and was on her way to call for a cab. It was insane! I rushed myself. My palms were sweating. My back ached from sitting like the ‘Hunchback of Notre-Dame’. Chicken. The smell of it wafted through the room. The smell soothed my soul. 9 MINUTES! I quickly got back to answering questions like crazy, answering ‘C’ every time I was stuck. Five minutes later, I got up with shaky knees and closed the accursed book. ‘Sir!’ I called out, ‘finished!’
I looked around me to find myself the only idiot in the room. Oh yea, I was the last guy. Silently and slowly I gave in my book and walked out, four and a half hours of agony pumping out from my body. Down the stairs and into the rain, where I waited for my cousin to pick me up.
Anxiety
Oh god DX Today’s my entrance exam! Wish me luck (for anyone that can see this)! Oh god DX for hours on end I’ve been crap-nervous. This wasn’t like this in my old school, for everytime I did an exam, I never gave a shit! Why am I so nervous now? Now I know how Lindsay Lohan felt when she was waiting for her drug trial verdict to come out.
I don’t think I’m ready at all. My maths is bad (usually); my sciences are general- I only have an overveiw; my english is the only thing that is good. I just hope that the majority of points/marks or whatever the fuck it is you call it, is in english… My simulation exam gave more priority to Maths (116 fucking questions!) so I’m hoping La Salle won’t follow the same pattern.
Shit! I’m not even smart! DX Oh well, I’ll give you guys the results when I come back. Ciao.
Anxiety,
The Sane and the Insane Rivalry,
Paranoia’s bought me to my knees,
Lord please, please, please,
Take away my anxiety.
-Anxiety by Papa Roach ft. will.i.am
Annoyance
Ever had that irratating cousin or sibling? Or maybe even that annoying friend
Ahhh... the Statue Of Liberty... Ironic as to how it was made by the French and not the Americans. Yet still stands as a symbol of freedom for the US.
that spews forth nonsensical bullshit? Yes well, welcome to my world where I have all three! The reason why I could not finish the last blog post was because of my cousin.
The guy is ultra-smart. He goes for special education, where people who are too smart for their grade go to advanced classes where they’re challenged regularly. This guy has an A+ as his minimum! When he came over to the Phillipines for a vacation, I though ‘Yea! Finally! Some brain-stimulating conversation with someone.’ Unfortunately, I found out he was even more of an idiot than me DX but, he’s family so I have to put up with him.
It shows how education is not that important. With any amount of education, a child is always a child. Education cannot mature you or inspire you, it can only shove information into your head. Education before and while the Middle Ages (before it became stricter and stupider) was, in my opinion, way better than schools today. Ever thought on how there were more smart asses back then? On how they invented a whole loada crap that advanced civilization? And how for the past ten years, the only shit we’ve created was Facebook?!
Personally, I believe today’s eucation is not about teaching children anymore. It’s about making mindless drones, (to quote George Carlin) ‘people who are just smart enough to run the machine and do the paper work, and just dumb enough to passively accept’ everything. Education is a desensitization program, where your the mouse, and you have to find the fucking cheese. They want you to remain oblivious to what’s going on around you.
To once again quote George Carlin,
Its a big club, and you ain’t in it. You an I are not in the club.
-R.I.P. George Carlin
A Different Perspective 